Words of wisdom from the King of Prides:
Fortune favors the brave, so he who wishes the kernel must crack the nut. Hence in situations where the prey seems hard to get draw courage from your acorns and prepare a strategic attack.
Be a beast like the lion yet artful as the peacock. Through virility, knowledge, and vigor the alpha male will emerge victorious.
To better your chances of conquest make sure you are well equipped with this authentic pair of Pants as the original King of Prides once called them.
These jeans are made of the finest yarns, purest metals, and combined with the strongest details that are sure to make you irresistible to game.
Each style is designed to stimulate different types of prey. So strap on a pair over your hide and get your catch as the King of Prides.
(available at EXPRESSMEN)
September 25, 2007 at 1:00 pm
That’s right. You have to keep your eyes on the prize and be in it to win it. You snooze you lose. It don’t mean a thing if it ain’t got that swing. It’s not the size of the boat, but the motion of the ocean. Life is very short, and there’s no time for fussing and fighting, my friend.
Um… wait… what were we talking about?
September 29, 2007 at 3:23 pm
It all sounded so masculine and sexy until it said, ‘finest yarns, purest metals’. SHould have said DAMNED BEST YARNS, HARDEST METALS. Or something like it. That made it sound gay. But it is from EXPRESS, and I guess they have to appeal to both orientations of the Male. Don’t get me wrong about EXPRESS though… nothing’s hotter than a pair of their jeans on a man.