Archive for September, 2007

615.238.2005

September 30, 2007

is the number for the Nashville rejection hotline. Yes, that’s correct. If you’re single and some sleeze asks for your number and you want to let them down rather hard just give them this number. It’s kinda funny actually. Call it and see for yourself.

Not in Nashville you say? Then here’s a list of numbers that’ll coincide with your area:

ALABAMA
205-383-1788 (Birmingham)
334-541-0107

ARIZONA
520-792-6430 (Tucson)
602-230-4210

ARKANSAS
501-340-3896

CALIFORNIA
310-217-7638 (Los Angeles)
408-236-2060 (San Jose)
415-356-9833 (San Francisco)
714-768-6055 Test #
714-768-6056 Test #2
858-492-8002 (San Diego)
916-733-1550 (Sacramento)

COLORADO
303-607-7527 (Denver)
719-359-8077 (Colorado Springs)
720-259-1388 (Denver)

CONNECTICUT
860-398-5163 (Hartford)

DELAWARE
302-250-4049 (Newark)

DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA
202-452-7468

FLORIDA
305-241-0033 (Miami)
352-475-6679 (Gainesville)
407-970-8278 (Orlando)
561-986-0035 (Palm Beach)
813-273-8160 (Tampa)
904-879-8012 (Jacksonville)
954-287-0023 (Fort Lauderdale)

GEORGIA
404-250-3530 (Atlanta)
678-317-0033 (Atlanta)
706-335-0511 (Athens)
770-908-7383 (Atlanta)
912-754-5588 (Savannah)

ILLINOIS
773-509-5027

INDIANA
317-332-0670

KANSAS
785-875-3188

KENTUCKY
270-735-1622
502-379-4025 (Louisville)

LOUISIANA
504-208-2271 (New Orleans)

MAINE
207-376-0768

MARYLAND
410-347-1488

MASSACHUSETTS
413-351-2684
508-556-3549
617-861-3962 (Boston)
781-654-2925

MICHIGAN
248-262-6861
313-263-2707 (Detroit)

MINNESOTA
612-232-1638
651-319-9775 (Minneapolis)

MISSISSIPPI
601-792-4440

MISSOURI
314-359-3930 (St. Louis)
417-326-2677 (Springfield)
573-856-4522 (Jefferson City)
816-298-0420 (Kansas City)

NEBRASKA
402-434-6535 (Lincoln)
402-827-9874 (Omaha)

NEVADA
702-386-5397

NEW HAMPSHIRE
603-413-2340

NEW JERSEY
201-808-6011
973-409-3011 (Newark)

NEW MEXICO
505-310-2496

NEW YORK
212-660-2245 (New York City)
315-682-1822 (Syracuse)
516-730-7245 (Long Island)
518-935-4012 (Albany)
716-357-2127 (Buffalo)
718-971-5245
845-259-2245
914-269-4245

NORTH CAROLINA
336-808-7800 (Greensboro)
704-264-2861 (Charlotte)
828-859-2905
919-226-2016 (Raleigh)

OHIO
216-269-0085 (Cleveland)
330-342-3454 (Akron)
419-452-6002
440-328-3382
513-277-0088 (Cincinnati)
614-675-1190 (Columbus)
740-321-1277
937-586-9235 (Dayton)

OKLAHOMA
405-213-1048 (Oklahoma City)
918-649-1711

OREGON
503-450-9938

PENNSYLVANIA
215-618-1505 (Philly)
412-567-2767 (Pittsburgh)
724-733-0018
814-337-4101 (Penn State)

RHODE ISLAND
401-648-6543

SOUTH CAROLINA
803-358-0885

TENNESSEE
615-238-2005 (Nashville)
901-328-8380 (Memphis)

TEXAS
210-893-7109 (San Antonio)
214-890-6980 (Dallas)
512-647-4813 (Austin)
713-866-6249 (Houston)
817-326-1433 (Ft. Worth)
972-504-6270 (Dallas)

UTAH
801-296-7163

VIRGINIA
703-912-1725
757-215-4557 (Virginia Beach)
804-335-1422 (Richmond)

WASHINGTON
206-376-9798 (Seattle)
509-340-1370 (Spokane)

WISCONSIN
414-243-1102

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Words of wisdom from the King of Prides:

September 25, 2007

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Bob Dylan. The Ryman. Tomorrow Night.

September 19, 2007

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Hot Damn.

The Ultimate Car Accessory…the faux sunroof.

September 19, 2007

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Dying for the status a car sunroof will bring, but lacking the financial liquidity to have one professionally installed? Worry not friend, for the good folks at eBay have the solution for you. The road to sunroof ownership is fraught with risks; leaks, rust and diminished security are only a few of the pitfalls possible when cutting a large hole in the roof of your ride. With the Decano Self Adhesive Sunroof the only risk you’ll take is with the throngs of women that will doubtless be drawn to you as a result. Installation is easy, requiring only a clean car and a firm, manly caress. Other products in development include imitation ABS brake lights for your dashboard, reassuring the ladies that they’re in safe hands. [via eBay]

Fall Solstice

September 15, 2007

The shadows are getting longer, the light whiter.

Pumpkins, and corn stalks will soon line the streets.

It’s a welcome change.

Damien Rice…was amazing

September 15, 2007

The best show I’ve seen in recent years, really. Yeah it was that good.

Going into the show I wasn’t too familiar with his stuff. Just bits and pieces that I had heard from Josh. If I wasn’t a fan then, I am now.

He ended his set pretty early I thought, but then came back out for an encore. And then another, and then another, and then another. At one point he stepped away from his microphones (he had two: one was normal and the other had a scratchy distortion on it), unplugged his guitar and stood on the edge of the stage and sang. 100% unplugged. You could have heard a pin drop.

The best was when he finished with “Cheers, Darlin”. Describing it wouldn’t do it justice. Let’s just say there was red wine, fog and snow…

By far the best I’ve seen.

Damien Rice…tonight

September 13, 2007

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I’m seeing Damien Rice at The Ryman tonight.

Dinner is at The Cheesecake Factory.

Josh and Marc both have their girlfriends… and I’m stuck with Nate. Thanks, guys.

Birthday Weekend ReCap…

September 9, 2007

So yesterday (the 8th) marked my 25th birthday. Wow. 25 years. This one has been a big deal for me. I think it’s because I’m no longer in the 18-24 range. So long Abercrombie & Fitch; hello Banana Republic and Express. (I guess) I know that seems rediculous, but my 20s are half way over and what do I have to show for it? Josh half naked on my couch. That’s it.  haha.

That I’ve made a big deal with this birthday is a first for me. For most of my life I’ve always down played my birthday. But no longer. It’s the one day that was created just for me. It was the day that I entered the world. Why not make a big deal about it? This year it fell on a Saturday so I took the whole weekend to celebrate.

Saturday morning Josh and I went to Embassy Suites to watch the Ohio State game, then that night went to dinner at PF Changs and then onto Exit/In where we saw The Gabe Dixon Band.

Then tonight me, Josh and Nate went to see Hootie & the Blowfish at The Ryman. It was my first official show at The Ryman (save from Smitty’s  worship concert at GMA two years ago). It was a great concert. I got my first of many Hatch Show Print.

Overall this birthday has been a good one. One for the books, that’s for sure.